The best website copy sounds like a           person talking directly to the              behind the screen who           exactly what you offer. 

real
human
needs

but i knew i was right for that job. And I was ready to sell that idea.

I've Never Told a Short Story
In My Life

I’ve been the personality hire at almost every job I’ve ever had. That’s not to say I wasn’t also highly qualified for each role I’ve held, but I can vividly remember interviewing for my corporate job                                                                                                                                    and when being asked in the initial interview to list “3 positive things my boss would say about me and my work ethic.” 

My internal yapper showed out, and before I knew it, I’d confidently listed 5 without realizing it, immediately caught myself mid-sentence, and sheepishly stopped “...and that’s more than 3 things, oops…”


(you know, the same job I quit to build this business) 

                   (Yikes! Did that just come off as super braggy? Hope I didn’t just mess this up!)

I knew I could sell the idea that *I* was the perfect fit. I was prepared to own that fact. So, that’s exactly what I did. 

Now, I help other women do that via kick-ass website copy and blogs that their audience can’t wait to read. 


I’ll help you connect with your dream clients through authentic, consistent content that resonates with your tribe of humans and fully sells the idea that you are the perfect solution to their problems. 

(Spoiler alert: I got the job).

                            (Maybe some added social media content creation or an email sequence or two along the way!) 

Copywriter. Storyteller. Chronic Yapper.

Hi, I'm Katie!

·Knowing your audience

all about

I'm ALL ABOUT

·Creating magnetic, irresistible content

·Attention-grabbing 
storytelling

·The phrase 
"good enough"

·Playing it safe

not about

· Corporate hustle culture

I'M NOT ABOUT

Let’s get one thing clear: I want the tea. I want you to share all your lore with me. Worried about me gabbing your secrets? Don’t be. I may be a yapper, but I ain’t no snitch. 

When we work together, I will be asking you for all your deep, dark secrets like your astrological big 3, your enneagram number, your human design profile, and even what your great-grandmother’s second-cousin-twice-removed’s name was. Okay, just kidding about that last one…

But I do expect (and require!) all the tea, no matter how trivial it may feel. I love to know things. Even if I literally never do anything with that information, but ESPECIALLY if I’m going to be writing your website copy or blogs. 

Knowing as much as I possibly can helps me match your (and your brand’s) personality, so I’ll be even better at writing words that sound like they came straight out of your mouth. 

Let’s get one thing clear: I want the tea. I want you to share all your lore with me. 

When we work together, I will be asking you for all your deep, dark secrets, your astrological big 3, your enneagram number, all the things. No matter how trivial it may feel. I love to know things. Even if I literally never do anything with that information, but ESPECIALLY if I’m going to be writing your website copy or blogs. 

Knowing as much as I possibly can helps me match your personality, so I’ll be even better at writing words that sound like they came straight out of your mouth. 

I'm one NOSEY-ASS BITCH.

When your copy sounds like you
on your most                    day,
it stops people mid-scroll.  

When your copy sounds like you
on your most                       day,
it stops people
mid-scroll.  

Not Everyone. The Right Ones.

confident

Let me back up a little more, though.

Let Me Spill A Little Tea Of My Own...

Becoming a copywriter wasn’t something I ever really planned. In fact, when I first started writing blogs on the side of my corporate job, I didn’t even know what copywriting was.

What I did know was that I love capturing people’s attention through written words. Yapping on stage for hundreds? No, thank you. Writing words that will connect with thousands? Sign me tf up. 

I’m a sucker for creating intentional                                                 content, writing scroll-stopping words in a subject line, and sprinkling in some theatrics on the page… and, like I said, I’m good at it.   

(SEO-optimized!)

One thing I have always been sure of is that I would start my own business. I just used to think I was going to be an architect. At one point, I even had plans to get (and was enrolled in) a master's degree in Architecture. That changed, though, when I started freelance writing.

Let’s just say, little Katie knew she wanted to be a writer long before current Katie caught on.

Say hello to my girls

Lilo &Lucy

One thing I have always been sure of is that I would start my own business. I just used to think I was going to be an architect. At one point, I even had plans to get (and was enrolled in) a master's degree in Architecture. That changed, though, when I started freelance writing.

Little Katie knew she wanted to be a writer long before current Katie
caught on.

Lilo &
Lucy

Let’s be so for real: I want the tea. I want you to share all your lore with me. Worried about me gabbing your secrets? Don’t be. I may be a yapper, but I ain’t no snitch. 

When we work together, I WILL be asking you for all your deep, dark secrets like your astrological big 3.

I expect (and require!) all the info, no matter how trivial it may seem. I love to know things ESPECIALLY if I’m going to be writing your website copy or blogs. 

It helps me match your brand’s personality, since I’ll be writing words that sound like they came straight out of your mouth. 

Let’s be so for real: I want the tea. I want you to share all your family’s lore with me. Worried about me gabbing your secrets? Don’t be. I may be a yapper, but I ain’t no snitch. 

When we work together, I will be asking you for all your deep, dark secrets like your astrological big 3, your enneagram number, your human design profile, and even what your great-grandmother’s second-cousin-twice-removed’s name was. Okay, just kidding about that last one…

But I do expect (and require!) all the tea, no matter how trivial it may seem. I love to know things. Even if I literally never do anything with that information, but ESPECIALLY if I’m going to be writing your website copy or blogs. 

Knowing as much as I possibly can helps me match your (and your brand’s) personality, so I’ll be even better at writing words that sound like they came straight out of your mouth. 

A Copywriter Is Born

ESPRESSO

can't live without

BOB'S BURGERS

favorite show

GARDENING

CURRENT HOBBY

SKINCARE

PASSIONATE ABOUT

ARIES | CAPRICORN | GEMINI

My big 3

Beyond 
the daily life

"I HAVE A DEEPLY HIDDEN and inarticulate desire for something beyond the daily life."

— VIRGINIA WOOLF

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